"You want a donut. . .you want a donut" - Ryu telepathically to cop
"Can we do that again?" Shion to Misao after diversional kiss
"They have magic!" flunkies when Ryu set tent on fire.
"I’m a blacksmith, not a cook," Leonith
"Chipu?" Boko
"Please don’t kill me" Aeccordian solider before Misao kills him
"You killed Kennith - you bastards!" - Aeccordian soldier
"Grab the hand! Grab the hand!" after removing a possessed Rhys’ hand from his body.
"Hey Mamoru - it looks like you have some competition," Andrew on sudden appearance of girls landing on top of Mamoru’s boyfriend.
"She [Ryu] suggested that I sleep naked," Sora (getting caught stripping in Ryu’s living room)
"She would suggest that," Midori
"Who cares? I got Quistis!" Sora
"Do you know why I’m alive now? Because I don’t trust anyone," Sora
"Do you know why I’m alive now? Because I kill anyone who pisses me off. And you’re getting very close." Ryu
"You hurt Daisy!" Sora on her mech
"Will not kill. . .will not kill. . ." Ryu about Miri in first episodes
"Chipu." Boko
"This isn’t real!" Misao on the other world
"I hope it’s a nice dragon," Midori
". . . . Bitch!" Rhys and Ryu on Rii disappearing.
<Looks at feet> "Thanks [for saving me]" Ryu
". . .You’re welcome" Rhys
"The mech is mine," Sora
"ChipuChipuChipu!" Boko
"You look up to see a small pink ball of death coming at you." GM (about Boko) to Sora.
"How many guys do you like now?" Rhys to Misao
"Three" Midori
"And you follow the Prince. . . oops." GM giving away plot point.
"Those women with furs never really caught my fancy, but man does a lady look fine in feathers," Shuusuke to Midori
"Hold your horses cowboy," Ryu to Shuusuke as she is holding on to his hair.
"I hate trains," Ryu
"She’s a princess? But she offered to sleep on the couch!" Shion (on Airi)
(To Leonith)"Can I sleep with you?" Ryu
"Y-yes" Leonith
"Good." Ryu
"Hey Leonith, is that one like you or like Ceri?" Miri
"You find yourselves surrounded by enemy Aeccordians. . . .<pause as GM notices how the name of the country is pronounced>."
"Chipuuu!" Boko
"Whatever you do - Don’t touch the blue silk!" Sora
"You could steal their pants and they wouldn’t notice." GM (as Sora has rolled a 3 on her roll to steal and Guards critcally fumble their Mind check)
"Okay!" Sora (as he proceeds to steal guards’ pants . . .while they are wearing them)
"It’s not the size of the sword, it’s how it’s used!" Naiyami
"Oh… shit." Ryu, many times (but most memorably after realizing exactly what type of relationship Arashi and Mamoru have, and what she just did to Arashi)
"It looked fine on paper!" Cassie, defending "Aeccordians"
"Dude, can I summon Trogdor?" Katy
"At least it would have reduced her Appearance - she would have been fugly if she came back," Laura on decapitating Rii.
"Welcome to fucksville - population me," Laura (on imminent death of Misao)
"Umm. . .I meant you guys to solve that diplomatically," Cassie (after an adventure involving the death of a certain NPC via removal of certain body parts)
"Well, what did you expect?" Players on above…
"I can see it now: this campaign is going to be one of those few campaigns where the last episode takes place in the underworld," Cassie
"And Rhys would have been really sad. . . in that Rhys sort of way," Laura
"She was hit by a pile of shit," Amanda
"No, she was hit by holy, not holy shit." Tiffany
"What’s the difference?"
"One’s a pile of poo and one’s not," Cassie
"The evil and Aeccordians - and their leader king Polka!!" Cassie
"I hope Megatokyo. . .I mean Tokyo . . ." Laura
"God I can see it now. Chanbara wars between the two of them," Cassie (on Misao and Seperoth)
"Wait. . .if his hair got all big, it would be like Sephiroth with a fro!" Katy (on Demi-ing Seperoth)
"It’s just going to be another bad day for Tokyo Tower," Amanda
"It’s like - turn-based reality," Cassie
"Seperoth has descended onto hell," Laura
"Maybe he’s gettin it on with Rii," Katy
"At least if proves he’s not gay," Cassie
"Well, you could put it up there," Katy
"What?!?!" Laura
"Katanaspace," Cassie (although Katy probably had a different meaning. . . .)
"Do you know how many HP Lulu has? 95." Tiffany
"That’s a fucking strong parrot!" Cassie
"She’s super-parrot!" Katy
"He’s casting special ability Soul Crush," GM to Sora
"What soul?" Amanda
"Who hoo! Flunkies!" Katy
"We’re not attacking. We’re carving Christmas Dinner," Amanda (on finishing Seperoth)
"Just to let you know in case you want to put anything in my backpack - the portal inside is the size of a house. . . and because its me I assume it’s a big house," Amanda on Sora
"Well, I could kill him in the throes of . . . well you don’t want to hear that." Laura (on possible ways of assassinating an emperor)
"I would take over the Republic formerly known as Aeccorida . . . and rename it (Arcadia)." Laura
"Oh Shit," Katy numerous times. Mostly when critical fumbling. . . .
"You got that kill, right?"
"I just got a picture of Miri with the sheet in one hand and your [Ryuu’s] lighter in the other" Cassie
"He got us into this mess, he deserves to be a meat shield," Tiffany
"I just realized something. We’re in Tokyo - we can have lots of meat shields - she [Misao] has flunkies!" Katy
"It’s so difficult being - " Laura
"A meat shield?" Katy
"Ask Meat-shield over here," Ryu to Misao about asking Shion about Kara and Shuuske working for Hassai.
"I’m such a lucky girl," Misao
"To have your own personal meat shield?" Midori
"We are not using him as a Meat Shield!" Misao